Where's The Maid?

My house is a disaster area!!! I don't even know where to start cleaning! It's Totally-Out-Of-Control!!! Right now I am so envious of rich people who have hired help. Why can't that be me? I could handle being rich, living in a huge house, having maids and other hired help do my work for me!!! Oh and maybe since I'm rich, I could also handle having a nanny. Maybe just a couple days a week. Yeah, that sure would be nice!!! Now, back to my reality of kitchen counters covered in dirty dishes and other miscellaneous items, a never ending laundry mountain, toys scattered from one end of the house to the other and the list goes on and on!!!! Gotta LOVE it, right?